I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
