I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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