The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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