Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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