hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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