We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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