i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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