Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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