Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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