Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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