problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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