Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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