my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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