i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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I'm just crazy horny about you
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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