i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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