What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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