I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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