People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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