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Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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