No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
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i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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