it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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