I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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