I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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