I think I am morally bankrupt
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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