I feel like abortions should bother me more
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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