is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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