My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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