i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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