I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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