We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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