Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I will be naked everywhere
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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