wat bout pragnant strippers??
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
