Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
you never un-have a 4some
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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