I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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