Don't you send me to vm
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
