I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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