Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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