brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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