We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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