I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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