How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Nobody cheats on THIS.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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