It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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