Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
