I want to make a zoo with you.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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