I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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