so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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