this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
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