I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Randomize
