Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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