I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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