You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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