thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
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I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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