I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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