Nicole vs. Life
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
