i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
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he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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