But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
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I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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