On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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