When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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